Author Archives: K

I won’t tell you how old I am but let me just say this: back in my kidhood days, there were no SUVs. There were these things called station wagons: they had a front seat, a back seat and the “way back”, which is where you put your groceries, luggage, coolers and whatnot. There wereContinue reading “I cook for you people EVERY DAY: A Cautionary Tale”

This is hard for me to admit and I hope it doesn’t make people uncomfortable…But I HATE Saran Wrap. In my whole life of using Saran Wrap, I have: – never successfully torn off the correct amount – never successfully managed to keep it from clinging it to itself, rendering it into a small andContinue reading “Saran Wrap Wars”

I have a firm policy that if I drop three or more things while showering, it’s going to be a rotten day. I mean it; 3 strikes and my day is OUT. I know it seems like an easy thing to avoid ( like keep only 3 or 4 things in the shower; so sensible)Continue reading “Three Things in the Shower”

Around 7 or 8, I lived in the school library. I wasn’t picky; any book was fair game. One day I was skimming the Guinness Book of World Records. After recovering from the picture of the man with the world’s longest fingernails (a frankly horrifying sight), I came across a little blurb: the time andContinue reading “Driving in Reverse”

Before I even get started, you need to know that I am a pen thief… If you talk to me for more than 2 minutes, you’ll know I have a thing for Sharpies. It’s more than a thing: basically an obsession. I need all the sharpies and I store them, sorted by color (top downContinue reading “Sharpie Thief”